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3 weeks ago

I am lost in my own stroll 98% of the time!

- Katie F.
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3 weeks ago

Sometimes I wish I was Rihanna.

- Adrian A.
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1 month ago

The Kinsey scale has gotten me in a lot of trouble.

- Katie F.
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1 month ago

Erik: Ok, Barrett. Let’s do this!
Barrett: What are we doing? I don’t want a new me!
Erik: Not a new you, just a better you…

- Erik N. and Barrett L.
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2 months ago

Me: Has anyone here ever been surfing?
Michelle: All day, err day… On the interwebs.

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2 months ago | 2 notes

Why? Because you guys all shit in each other’s penis holes?

- Anonymous
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2 months ago

You know what they say… Once you go Matt, you never go black.

- Me
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2 months ago

I had a dream I was doing math homework last night! It was the shit. It was high school calculus, and I was rockin’ it!

- Barrett
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2 months ago

Oh youre Swedish? I’m just… black.

- Adrian
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2 months ago | 2 notes

Michelle: I want to have so much sex all the time!
Barrett: I know!

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2 months ago

I would never get stuff done if I had boobs.

- Andrew
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2 months ago

Me: Are you doing work?
Barrett: Um… Yes? Does emailing my TA and asking him for an extension on the paper I’m supposed to be writing count as work?

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2 months ago

Michelle: Ugh, some of our bylaws just suck!
Me: Well you know what they say… Let bylaws be bylaws.

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2 months ago

We didn’t have sex or anything, we just… got a little handsy!

- Michelle
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2 months ago

Me: Where be at my…
Barrett: Don’t do that.
Me: Oh, sorry. Excuse me. At where be is…

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