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The Hello Jenna Notebook of the 21st Century

1 month ago

Katie on Joe Biden: And he still has his hair! What a catch. I take back what I said, I don’t want a 23 year old Marc I want a 23 year old joe Biden

- Katie F.
5 months ago | 2 notes

Wine is a sneaky bitch… I love it!

- Barrett L.
7 months ago

Ventra my ass!!

- Ksjusha P.
7 months ago

I think I got that from Snooki actually.

- Katie F.
7 months ago | 1 note

That’s the title of my autobiography… Where’s my alcohol?

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Barrett L.

7 months ago | 1 note

"What do you define as a good grade? C’s? That’s how I do."

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Danya S.

9 months ago | 1 note

Can I just eat one of the garlands for dinner?

- Katie F.
9 months ago

Mark: We should bring Kaho for him in a cake!
Fritz: If she can get into WOB…
Mark: Well that’s why we have the cake. The ol’ Trojan cake method.
Fritz: Ah, yes. I think they really harped on that in home ec.

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10 months ago

I like having dick…

- Mark O.
10 months ago

I’m not gonna lie… I’ve had some pretty entertaining confessions…

- Mark O.
1 year ago | 1 note

I can’t tell if I just sneezed or not…

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Barrett L.

1 year ago

I LOVE chuncks of dead prostitute!

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1 year ago | 8 notes

Me: Omg, we have a 3 to 3 ratio of guys to girls right now!
Adrian: Girl, 3 to 3 ratio!? It’s a 1 to 1 ratio! Girl, you gotta reduce yo fractions!

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1 year ago

I think I have a thing for redheads that I didn’t know existed!

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1 year ago

Barrett: What!?
Jessica: …
Barrett: Oh, sorry. I thought you were squinting at me, but you’re just Asian…

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