I LOVE chuncks of dead prostitute!
Me: Omg, we have a 3 to 3 ratio of guys to girls right now!
Adrian: Girl, 3 to 3 ratio!? It’s a 1 to 1 ratio! Girl, you gotta reduce yo fractions!
I think I have a thing for redheads that I didn’t know existed!
Barrett: Oh, sorry. I thought you were squinting at me, but you’re just Asian…